Dear Cat Eye,
Oh, you. We’ve been through so much together. From the temple grazing wings in high-school, to the thick mini-triangles at the outer corners of my eyes I perfected in college, you’ve always been there for me. But I think it’s finally time we started seeing other people.
Let’s face it: you’re old. You’ve been around since what? The 50’s? Doesn’t that make you like, 65? I’m still young! I need to try new things!
Also, you get around quite a bit. I can’t turn the corner without seeing you with some other woman! From the runways to my philosophy classroom, running into you seems almost unavoidable.
Listen, I know we’ve had some good times and you elongate my round eyes like no one else but I think I’m finally ready to get out there and meet a new eyeliner shape.