A Farewell Letter to the Cat Eye

Dear Cat Eye,

Oh, you. We’ve been through so much together. From the temple grazing wings in high-school, to the thick mini-triangles at the outer corners of my eyes I perfected in college, you’ve always been there for me. But I think it’s finally time we started seeing other people.

Let’s face it:  you’re old. You’ve been around since what? The 50’s? Doesn’t that make you like, 65? I’m still young! I need to try new things!

Also, you get around quite a bit. I can’t turn the corner without seeing you with some other woman! From the runways to my philosophy classroom, running into you seems almost unavoidable.

Listen, I know we’ve had some good times and you elongate my round eyes like no one else but I think I’m finally ready to get out there and meet a new eyeliner shape.

Yours Forever,

 

Tyler Brockington

Here's a picture of me without you
P.S. Here’s a picture of me without you
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